animution11:

gluten-free-pussy:

I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh…hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

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idk-pal:

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onemilliondraculas:

icarianarts:

I love frogs so much I love it when they sit with their little hands tucked under themselves and how they always look like pleased gentlemen and never malicious or angry I justr really like fr

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foxpost-generator:

ourspecial:

foxpost-generator:

everythingfoxes:

it fucken WIMDY

ever since i first saw this post, “it fucken WIMDY” is easily one of the top ten most commonly used phrases in my household.

My job is done.

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godhatesfrankie:

mossbug:

u ever go take a piss at a party and as soon as u close the door u feel like ur in a different dimension

save point

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mcelboycontent:

magbeth:

magbeth:

what if we all start using the cats movie to make those crying cat memes instead

like this

what if you chuck your bones off a bridge op

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

captainmarvall:

captainmarvall:

black women own the power of cosplay

QUEENS

people really unfollowed me for posting this like get your racist trash off my blog I don’t need your follow

These cosplayers are so fricking awesome :D

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coolhandofagirl:

security called me at work today and told me they saw me outside chasing a frog around on the security cameras. i wasnt in trouble they just wanted to let me know they saw me. i didn’t catch him.

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carnival-phantasm:

triwizarded:

who here was on tumblr 4+ years ago

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uniej:

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